SHAREABLES
$10
TONY'S PIZZA SNACKS
Crispy wontons filled with a blend of cheese, pepperoni, marinara, and secrets. Served with ranch and marinara.
$10
Add cheese sauce for +1
$7
CHRONIC FRIES (V)
Our house fries with a secret spicy seasoning. Served with spicy avocado ranch. A must try!
$7
Add spicy queso or cheese sauce for +1
$10
CHILI CHEESE FRIES
Naked fries topped with beef chili, spicy queso & scallions.
$10
Make it vegan - with vegan chorizo & vegan queso +1.5
$10
STUFFED TOTS
Bacon & cheddar stuffed tater tots. They're as good as they sound. Served with a side of bleu cheese dressing.
$10
$14
MEATHEAD NACHOS (G)
House-fried tortilla chips topped with beef chili, spicy queso, salsa, cilantro lime sour cream, pickled jalapeños & cilantro.
$14
$12.5
FULL MONTIE NACHOS (V)
House-fried tortilla chips topped with vegan chorizo, vegan queso, ranch, salsa, pickled jalapeños & cilantro.
$12.5
$13.5
CHICKEN TENDERS
Four chicken tenders served with Chronic Fries & a side of ranch.
$13.5
$7
SPICY QUESO DIP (VT)(G)
This creamy, cheesy delight is perfectly spiced & topped with fresh jalapeños & scallions and served with house-fried tortilla chips.
$7
Add chili beef for $3
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER (V): buffalo hot, mild,
golden bbq, sweet chili, garlic “parm”, spicy peach
$15.50
REAL CHICKEN WINGS
Eight jumbo wings tossed in your choice of sauce. Served with celery sticks & bleu cheese dressing.
$15.50
Sauce options: Buffalo Hot, Mild, Golden BBQ, Sweet Chili, Garlic "Parm", or Cherry Bourbon
$11
POOR MAN'S POTATO WINGS (V)
10 breaded potato wedges tossed in your choice of sauce. Served with celery sticks & vegan ranch.
$11
$12
VEGAN CHICK(PEA) WINGS (V)
House-made garbanzo "wings" tossed in your choice of sauce, served with celery sticks & vegan ranch.
$12
BURGERS
All burgers are 100% black-certified Angus beef, served on a potato bun with your choice of Chronic or naked fries. SUB: onion rings +2 | gluten-free bun +3 PLUS: You can make any burger a smashburger! Voted Best Burger in Grand Rapids 10 years in a row!
$14
CLASSIC AMERICAN SMASHBURGER
Two 100% Angus beef patties smashed thin. Topped with white American cheese, grilled onions, sliced pickles, and yellow mustard.
$14
$15
STELLA BLUE
Stuffed with white American cheese, topped with bleu cheese sauce, bacon, LTO, sliced pickles & a fried onion ring.
$15
$14
GOVERNMENT CHEESE
Stuffed & topped with white American cheese, LTO, sliced pickles & a fried onion ring.
$14
$14.25
QUESO JALAPEÑO
Stuffed with white American cheese, topped with spicy queso, LTO, sliced pickles, pickled jalapeños & a fried onion ring.
$14.25
$15
THE MR. FABLES
Topped with green olives, dirty martini mayo, lettuce, tomato, sliced pickles, Swiss cheese, & a fried onion ring.
$15
$13
PLAIN BURGER
Just the basics: lettuce, tomato, onion, sliced pickle, and a fried onion ring.
$13
ADD: Violife vegan cheese or sliced cheese +1
$15
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE HAWAII (V)
Blackened Impossible Burger® patty, topped with a grilled pineapple ring, BBQ sauce, spinach, grilled peppers & onions on a pretzel bun.
$15
$13.5
HIPPIE STUFFED (V)
House-made black bean & lentil burger, topped with vegan 1000 island & LTO on a pretzel bun.
$13.5
Add violife vegan cheese or sliced cheese for $1
$15.75
MUSHROOM SWISS BURGER (NEW)
Garlic mayo, lettuce, tomato, Topped with balsamic mushrooms, swiss cheese, grilled onions & a fried onion ring.
$15.75
SALADS
Make any salad a wrap and add fries for $1. Dress it up: honey mustard, green goddess (V), ranch, bleu cheese, vegan ranch (V), sesame vinaigrette (V)
$12.5
YOUR MOM'S RAMEN SALAD (VT)
Crunchy ramen noodles tossed with fresh romaine, cabbage, and toasted almonds in a zesty sesame vinaigrette.
$12.5
Add chopped chicken tenders +3.50 | Plant-based chicken $4 | Bacon $2.75
$13.5
CRISPY CHICK
Green leaf lettuce loaded with cheddar cheese, fried chicken tenders, red onion & grape tomatoes. Served with a side of honey mustard dressing.
$13.5
Sub plant-based chicken +1
$13.5
THE KIMCHI SINK BOWL
Chilled couscous, balsamic mushrooms, vegan kimchi, grape tomatoes, green peas & avocado. Served with a side of sesame vinaigrette.
$13.5
FAVORITES
$12
WALKING TACO
Beef chili, cheddar cheese, shredded lettuce, cilantro lime sour cream & salsa served on top of Nacho Cheese Doritos.
$12
$12.5
VEGAN SUPREME (V)
Vegan chorizo, cuban black beans, tostada shell, jalapeños, tomato & vegan cheese on a folded & grilled flour tortilla. Served with Chronic Fries.
$12.5
$12
MAC & CHEEZ-IT (VT)
Mac cooked with gouda cheese sauce, topped with crushed Cheez-Its & scallions.
$12
Add a protein! Chili beef $3, chicken tender bites $4, bacon $2.75
$12
ANGRY PIG TACOS
Spicy pork carnitas, cilantro slaw & cilantro lime sour cream on blue corn tortillas. Served with a side of salsa, spicy queso & house-fried tortilla chips.
$12
Hit the road: Make it a Walking Taco for +1
SANDWICHES & WRAPS
$14.50
VEGAN CHICKEN SANDWICH (V)
Fried plant-based chicken patty topped with LTO & vegan ranch on a pretzel bun. Served with Chronic Fries.
$14.50
$13
THE ROAD RUNNER WRAP
Fire-braised chicken, grilled peppers & onions, cabbage, tomato & cilantro lime sour cream wrapped in a sun-dried tomato & basil tortilla. Served with salsa & house-fried tortilla chips.
$13
$12.50
It's Not a Samosa Wrap (V)
Spiced potatoes, green peas, onion, chickpeas & green goddess dressing wrapped in a sun-dried tomato & basil tortilla. Served with fresh pico & house-fried tortilla chips.
$12.50
$13
BLACKBERRY BACON JAM GRILLED CHEESE
Melted brie, blackberry bacon jam & red onion on sourdough. Served with Chronic Fries.
$13
$12.50
Korean BBQ PULLED PORK (NEW)
Pulled pork, bourbon bbq, vegan kimchi & vegan wasabi mayo on a pretzel bun. Served with Chronic Fries.
$12.50
$13.50
Mushroom PULLED "PORK" (V) (NEW)
Mushrooms, bourbon bbq, vegan kimchi & vegan wasabi mayo on a pretzel bun. Served with Chronic Fries.
$13.50
$13
BLT
Sourdough, bacon, lettuce, tomato, garlic aioli. Served with Chronic Fries.
$13
HOT DOGS
Our Hot Dogs are 100% Angus beef dogs and served with Chronic Fries.
ADD: another dog +5
GO VEGAN: Make it a vegan dog (v) +1
$10
CHILI CHEESE DOG
Beef chili, shredded cheddar & diced onions.
$10
$10
STELLA BLUE DOG (NEW)
Bleu cheese sauce, bacon bits & diced pickle.
$10
$10
QUESO DOG (NEW)
Spicy queso, diced jalapeños & onions.
$10
$10
BEST-IN-SHOW DOG (NEW)
Diced pineapple, bourbon BBQ sauce & crushed dill pickle potato chips.
$10
$10
KIMCHI WASABI DOG (NEW)
Vegan Kimchi, vegan wasabi mayo & fried ramen bits.
$10
DESSERTS
$5
ICE CREAM SANDWICH
Rotating flavor, ask your server for details! Hand-made ice cream sandwich filled with a large scoop of Hudsonville ice cream, between two baked cookies.
$5
(V) Vegan | (VT) Vegetarian | (G) Gluten Sensitive
Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.